I Just Had An Orgasm…Twice…

…in my mouth!  No seriously, this is one of the best things I’ve ever put in my mouth:

Earlier today I was walking in the main plaza here in Comitan, Mexico, when suddenly I saw this stand serving churros and fried bananas.  I LOOOOOOOOVE fried bananas!!!

I’m not sure if this stand is always there.  I didn’t see it yesterday and today was a holiday–El Dia de los Reyes Magos.  So it might just have been there for the holiday…but somehow I doubt it 🙂

So I see the bananas or platanos or whatever, ask how much and I’m told 15 pesos.  That’s between $1 and $1.5.  A little pricey for one fried banana–but they looked really good.  I said “Me sirves una por favor”.  That basically means “give me one NOW!”

She immediately asked me if I wanted crema or leche.  (Cream or Milk)

I wasn’t sure.  I was confused.  So I asked for help.  The girl working didn’t know what to say, but luckily a fellow customer jumped right in and was emphatic in her suggestion of LECHE!  She was adamant.

Leche it is.  But leche it wasn’t.  It wasn’t milk–it was SWEETENED CONDENSED MILK!!!!!

And there was a churro on top–just for good measure.  It also included a cookie, which was just a normal packaged cookie.

The banana was AWESOME.  The churro was GREAT!

This was one of the best food items I’ve ever had in my whole life.

And so I went back tonight…just a few minutes ago actually:

If you want a banana like this, I’m guessing they are available all over Mexico.  But in Comitan, you can grab one just by heading to the plaza and grabbing one.  Best 15 pesos I’ve ever spent.

Till the next time,

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2 Responses to I Just Had An Orgasm…Twice…

  1. Jason John Klein January 28, 2011 at 7:19 am #

    Hey Jordan,

    That looks absolutely amazing!!!! I am going to Italy for study abroad this spring, I am pretty stoked!!!

    I just listened to your 19 Mistakes.” Thanks for that!!! lol toilet paper!!!

    Please Please Please let me know when you return to Orlando.

    I had spoken with your sister (Killer Personal Trainer, and Owner of NotYourAverageBootcamp.com) Leanne at Fitness Business Summit 2010, and she referred me to your work….. And (excuse my french), your work is NOT Kick Butt, It is Kick Ass!!!

    All that I ask is that if you are ever looking to do some more Kick Butt website work, Please Put me @ the Top of your list!!!!

    I am attending Armstrong Atlantic State University in Savannah, GA…. so I am not far from Orlando.

    Cheers, and good luck on your adventures,

    Jason Klein, CPT
    Fitness Revolutions

    • Jordan March 17, 2011 at 12:29 pm #

      Hey Jason! Sorry for the slow reply. I’m glad you like the 19 Mistakes audio. Hope you enjoy Italy. A great country, one that I hope to visit this Summer actually and get to know a bit better. I’m back in Orlando right now for another few weeks, but I’m really not doing any work for anybody other than myself and my sister right now. Sorry! Let’s keep in touch–my future is unpredictable, you never know when I’ll open up for other people. Safe travels, Jason!

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